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Yesterday got a call from the police, no they had not found the lost, lost property officer, but they had finally located my stolen items at the station. The officer on the phone even offered to hand delver them back to me, now that's what I call service. 20 minutes later he was here with my strimer and my rotavator. This is just in time for the big allotment weekend. Now I just need them to find the winning lottery ticket for this weekends draw which I have also lost!!